Yelena | 18 | Chinese-Vietnamese I’m in the process of figuring my life out. Who I am, what I want, where I’ll go- all that jazz. And hopefully, by the end, I’ll be happy! :) Tumblr (3.0; @ohmyguacamole)http://ohmyguacamole.tumblr.com/<blockquote> <p>I’m literally my own best friend like I have inside jokes with myself and sometimes I’ll think something funny and start laughing out loud at how funny I am</p> </blockquote>http://ohmyguacamole.tumblr.com/post/53386272707http://ohmyguacamole.tumblr.com/post/53386272707Wed, 19 Jun 2013 16:27:53 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9z87glwHn1r9evc3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ohmyguacamole.tumblr.com/post/53376310331http://ohmyguacamole.tumblr.com/post/53376310331Wed, 19 Jun 2013 14:10:18 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7dd4f9f156fafab9f8b3a96a1a541219/tumblr_moeqwqSrqA1r7zaneo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f686209fbb8e32c009ca553b73a3e64c/tumblr_moeqwqSrqA1r7zaneo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9639964b928c14c887aff3746986b553/tumblr_moeqwqSrqA1r7zaneo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3d0448db93b410194b48dcc270f5d498/tumblr_moeqwqSrqA1r7zaneo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7cb4abab9ba1256e32053b00965d5aea/tumblr_moeqwqSrqA1r7zaneo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fd98f04c57efe10dac28c8e1b4760955/tumblr_moeqwqSrqA1r7zaneo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e8cfdc882a93401c1189074455132082/tumblr_moeqwqSrqA1r7zaneo7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e1b09e13b6c849d5b1e66c29b9eb83b9/tumblr_moeqwqSrqA1r7zaneo8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3bd5b0e317751b447132d5726412f5ff/tumblr_moeqwqSrqA1r7zaneo9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/52adfb2f5e787ca76e5d86876a79a39f/tumblr_moeqwqSrqA1r7zaneo10_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://uriels.tumblr.com/post/52984261954/fairly-certain-that-my-physics-textbook-snapchats" target="_blank">uriels</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><small> fairly certain that my physics textbook snapchats are my greatest achievement in life </small></p> </blockquote>http://ohmyguacamole.tumblr.com/post/53373269645http://ohmyguacamole.tumblr.com/post/53373269645Wed, 19 Jun 2013 13:25:32 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6318736f3fa86df49cd582fc8bb96a5e/tumblr_momioo3EET1qjtuzgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://releasings.net/post/53336711254/inamillionways-david-16-years-old-cancer" target="_blank">releasings</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://inamillionways.tumblr.com/post/53336515214/david-16-years-old-cancer-paitent-david-17-years" target="_blank">inamillionways</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>David 16 years old, cancer paitent<br/> David 17 years old, cancer survivor</p> <p>Every strand of hair on my head, every eyelash, ever eyebrow, every last facial hair I am so great full for. The hardest battles are given to the strongest warriors.</p> </blockquote> <p>This is one of my new favorite posts <3</p> </blockquote>http://ohmyguacamole.tumblr.com/post/53373213045http://ohmyguacamole.tumblr.com/post/53373213045Wed, 19 Jun 2013 13:24:43 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8b58332a834ddbd23965ffa1d194485f/tumblr_mmp33itGJO1qfji2jo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ohmyguacamole.tumblr.com/post/53372920592http://ohmyguacamole.tumblr.com/post/53372920592Wed, 19 Jun 2013 13:20:24 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1dd7f61e3daabab1f3de0b623713f335/tumblr_mnqhzaxvI21qiwsyso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ohmyguacamole.tumblr.com/post/53369658144http://ohmyguacamole.tumblr.com/post/53369658144Wed, 19 Jun 2013 12:30:19 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/93ac61cc1ba3fe18caaface62290949c/tumblr_mnjl2jbGxQ1qmn5d7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ohmyguacamole.tumblr.com/post/53366552449http://ohmyguacamole.tumblr.com/post/53366552449Wed, 19 Jun 2013 11:40:30 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://slydig.tumblr.com/post/53222332565/why-be-rude-when-you-can-be-nude" target="_blank">slydig</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>why be rude when you can be nude </p> </blockquote>http://ohmyguacamole.tumblr.com/post/53363643429http://ohmyguacamole.tumblr.com/post/53363643429Wed, 19 Jun 2013 10:50:50 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0bc6b5534f4151587cf0c97cf82c5179/tumblr_mohsblK1Ho1s74xr4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://observando.net/post/53312166113" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">observando</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>(via <a href="http://deligram.net/" target="_blank">deligram</a>)</p></blockquote>http://ohmyguacamole.tumblr.com/post/53313307813http://ohmyguacamole.tumblr.com/post/53313307813Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:16:13 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/08e680cf23551db17bed0e004c7b255e/tumblr_mobaxtTFoK1rgpyeqo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://ohmyguacamole.tumblr.com/post/53309743328http://ohmyguacamole.tumblr.com/post/53309743328Tue, 18 Jun 2013 17:25:09 -0500me: omg did i reply too fast<br /> me: they're going to think i'm obsessed with themhttp://ohmyguacamole.tumblr.com/post/53309511103http://ohmyguacamole.tumblr.com/post/53309511103Tue, 18 Jun 2013 17:21:57 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://i-have-the-suds.tumblr.com/post/25143554791" target="_blank">i-have-the-suds</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>one time my parents were gone for the weekend</p> <p>so i took everything in the house and moved it five inches to the left.</p> <p>it was subtle enough that it wasn’t obvious but they felt like something was off when they got back</p> <p>and they kept bumping into the corners of tables and couches</p> <p>i am a cruel man</p> </blockquote>http://ohmyguacamole.tumblr.com/post/53304422536http://ohmyguacamole.tumblr.com/post/53304422536Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:13:02 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cee87797b862e987c5dae1421018f68d/tumblr_mip0zsrToV1qggwnvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.humansofnewyork.com/post/43835301885/when-my-husband-was-dying-i-said-moe-how-am-i" target="_blank">humansofnewyork</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“When my husband was dying, I said: ‘Moe, how am I supposed to live without you?’ He told me: ‘Take the love you have for me and spread it around.’”</p> </blockquote>http://ohmyguacamole.tumblr.com/post/53302538158http://ohmyguacamole.tumblr.com/post/53302538158Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:47:38 -0500““Your life is not an episode of Skins. Things will never look quite as good as they do in a faded, sun-drenched Polaroid; your days are not an editorial from Lula. Your life is not a Sofia Coppola movie, or a Chuck Palahniuk novel, or a Charles Bukowski poem. Grace Coddington isn’t your creative director. Bon Iver and Joy Division don’t play softly in the background at appropriate moments. Your hysterical teenage diary isn’t a work of art. Your room probably isn’t Selby material. Your life isn’t a Tumblr screencap. Every word that comes out of your mouth will not be beautiful and poignant, infinitely quotable. Your pain will not be pretty. Crying till you vomit is always shit. You cannot romanticize hurt. Or sadness. Or loneliness. You will have homework, and hangovers and bad hair days. The train being late won’t lead to any fateful encounters, it will make you late. Sometimes your work will suck. Sometimes you will suck. Far too often, everything will suck - and not in a Wes Anderson kind of way. And there is no divine consolation - only the knowledge that we will hopefully experience the full spectrum - and that sometimes, just sometimes, life will feel like a Coppola film.””<br/><br/> - <em>Letters From Nowhere (via <a href="http://toocooltobehipster.tumblr.com/" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">toocooltobehipster</a>)</em>http://ohmyguacamole.tumblr.com/post/53281326837http://ohmyguacamole.tumblr.com/post/53281326837Tue, 18 Jun 2013 10:33:01 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ivegottobethere.tumblr.com/post/38525435541/ima-ho-ho-ho-rneerkat-snapfox-rneerkat" target="_blank">ivegottobethere</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ima-ho-ho-ho.tumblr.com/post/38525353733" target="_blank">ima-ho-ho-ho</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rneerkat.tumblr.com/post/38451489321/snapfox-rneerkat-rneerkat-what-happens-to" target="_blank">rneerkat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://snapfox.tumblr.com/post/38451424276/rneerkat-rneerkat-what-happens-to-nitrogen" target="_blank">snapfox</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rneerkat.tumblr.com/post/38451176510/rneerkat-what-happens-to-nitrogen-when-the-sun" target="_blank">rneerkat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rneerkat.tumblr.com/post/38451169503/what-happens-to-nitrogen-when-the-sun-rises" target="_blank">rneerkat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises</p> </blockquote> <p>it becomes daytrogen</p> </blockquote> <p>I’m going to bed.</p> </blockquote> <p>good nitrogen</p> </blockquote> <p>sleep tightrogen</p> </blockquote> <p>don’t let the bed bugs bitrogen</p> </blockquote>http://ohmyguacamole.tumblr.com/post/53279461434http://ohmyguacamole.tumblr.com/post/53279461434Tue, 18 Jun 2013 09:58:15 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0fe7c2b8d7f995c9a675d8eb76d3b9ec/tumblr_moaa9oImIR1rp6z5do1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8713a172ddf62ad2da8c2d9d08190a39/tumblr_moaa9oImIR1rp6z5do2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://yeahthisishannah.tumblr.com/post/52789630809/hes-so-adorable" target="_blank">yeahthisishannah</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>He’s so adorable!</p> </blockquote>http://ohmyguacamole.tumblr.com/post/53279131879http://ohmyguacamole.tumblr.com/post/53279131879Tue, 18 Jun 2013 09:51:49 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1bac71dc11fd321a893e8bd6523a2963/tumblr_mh35nh383c1r0wqrdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ohmyguacamole.tumblr.com/post/53203505578http://ohmyguacamole.tumblr.com/post/53203505578Mon, 17 Jun 2013 11:40:14 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0ac2635d1f3632f3a290bb56dc6c6b10/tumblr_mlzzygCMdn1rc90upo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://ohmyguacamole.tumblr.com/post/53200481076http://ohmyguacamole.tumblr.com/post/53200481076Mon, 17 Jun 2013 10:50:19 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://heysammy.tumblr.com/post/46031636042/woah-girl-are-you-from-france-cause-madamn" target="_blank">heysammy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>woah girl are you from france ‘<span>cause</span></p> <p><span>ma</span><em>damn</em></p> </blockquote>http://ohmyguacamole.tumblr.com/post/53197503707http://ohmyguacamole.tumblr.com/post/53197503707Mon, 17 Jun 2013 09:56:09 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://potato-tots.tumblr.com/post/53183525186/missingeharmony-potato-tots-potato-tots" target="_blank">potato-tots</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://missingeharmony.tumblr.com/post/53108785565/potato-tots-potato-tots-what-do-you-call-a" target="_blank">missingeharmony</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://potato-tots.tumblr.com/post/53077486977/potato-tots-what-do-you-call-a-hooker-that-you" target="_blank">potato-tots</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://potato-tots.tumblr.com/post/53077444438/what-do-you-call-a-hooker-that-you-pay-with" target="_blank">potato-tots</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>what do you call a hooker that you pay with spaghetti?</p> </blockquote> <p>a <em>pastatute</em></p> </blockquote> <p>how many people unfollowed you because of this</p> </blockquote> <p>20</p> </blockquote>http://ohmyguacamole.tumblr.com/post/53197443636http://ohmyguacamole.tumblr.com/post/53197443636Mon, 17 Jun 2013 09:55:01 -0500